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import re
import os
from pathlib import Path
from random import choice, randint
from nonebot.adapters.onebot.v11 import unescape
from ATRI.service import Service
from ATRI.log import logger
from ATRI.exceptions import RequestError
from ATRI.utils import request
from ATRI.utils import request, Translate
from ATRI.rule import is_in_service
FUNNY_DIR = Path(".") / "data"
os.makedirs(FUNNY_DIR, exist_ok=True)
__doc__ = """
乐1乐，莫当真
"""
class Funny(Service):
def __init__(self):
Service.__init__(self, "乐", __doc__, rule=is_in_service("乐"))
@staticmethod
async def idk_laugh(name: str) -> str:
laugh_list = list()
file_name = "laugh.txt"
path = FUNNY_DIR / file_name
if not path.is_file():
logger.warning("未发现笑话相关数据，正在下载并保存...")
url = (
"https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/Kyomotoi/CDN@master/project/ATRI/laugh.txt"
)
res = await request.get(url)
context = res.text
with open(path, "w", encoding="utf-8") as w:
w.write(context)
logger.warning("完成")
with open(path, "r", encoding="utf-8") as r:
for line in r:
laugh_list.append(line.strip("\n"))
rd: str = choice(laugh_list)
result = rd.replace("%name", name)
return result
@staticmethod
def me_re_you(msg: str) -> tuple:
if "我" in msg and "[CQ" not in msg:
return msg.replace("我", "你"), True
else:
return msg, False
@staticmethod
def fake_msg(text: str) -> list:
arg = text.split(" ")
node = list()
for i in arg:
args = i.split("-")
qq = args[0]
name = unescape(args[1])
repo = unescape(args[2])
dic = {"type": "node", "data": {"name": name, "uin": qq, "content": repo}}
node.append(dic)
return node
@staticmethod
async def eat_what(name: str, msg: str) -> str:
EAT_URL = "https://wtf.hiigara.net/api/run/"
params = {"event": "ManualRun"}
pattern_0 = r"大?[今明后]天(.*?)吃[什啥]么?"
pattern_1 = r"[今|明|后|大后]天"
arg = re.findall(pattern_0, msg)[0]
day = re.findall(pattern_1, msg)[0]
if arg == "中午":
a = f"LdS4K6/{randint(0, 1145141919810)}"
url = EAT_URL + a
try:
data = await request.post(url, params=params)
data = data.json()
except RequestError:
raise RequestError("Request failed!")
text = Translate(data["text"]).to_simple().replace("今天", day)
get_a = re.search(r"非常(.*?)的", text).group(0) # type: ignore
result = text.replace(get_a, "")
elif arg == "晚上":
a = f"KaTMS/{randint(0, 1145141919810)}"
url = EAT_URL + a
try:
data = await request.post(url, params=params)
data = data.json()
except RequestError:
raise RequestError("Request failed!")
result = Translate(data["text"]).to_simple().replace("今天", day)
else:
rd = randint(1, 10)
if rd == 5:
result = ["吃我吧 ❤", "（脸红）请...请享用咱吧......", "都可以哦～不能挑食呢～"]
return choice(result)
else:
a = f"JJr1hJ/{randint(0, 1145141919810)}"
url = EAT_URL + a
try:
data = await request.post(url, params=params)
data = data.json()
except RequestError:
raise RequestError("Request failed!")
text = Translate(data["text"]).to_simple().replace("今天", day)
get_a = re.match(r"(.*?)的智商", text).group(0) # type: ignore
result = text.replace(get_a, f"{name}的智商")
return result
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