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-import json
-import re
-import asyncio
-from pathlib import Path
-from random import choice, randint
-
-from nonebot.adapters.cqhttp import Bot, MessageEvent, GroupMessageEvent
-from nonebot.adapters.cqhttp.message import Message, MessageSegment
-
-from ATRI.service import Service as sv
-from ATRI.utils.limit import is_too_exciting
-from ATRI.rule import is_in_service
-from ATRI.utils.request import post_bytes
-from ATRI.utils.translate import to_simple_string
-from ATRI.exceptions import RequestError
-
-
-__doc__ = """
-看不懂的笑话
-权限组:所有人
-用法:
- 来句笑话
-"""
-
-get_laugh = sv.on_command(cmd="来句笑话", docs=__doc__, rule=is_in_service("来句笑话"))
-
-
-@get_laugh.handle()
-async def _get_laugh(bot: Bot, event: MessageEvent) -> None:
- user_name = event.sender.nickname
- laugh_list = []
-
- FILE = Path(".") / "ATRI" / "data" / "database" / "funny" / "laugh.txt"
- with open(FILE, "r", encoding="utf-8") as r:
- for line in r:
- laugh_list.append(line.strip("\n"))
-
- result = choice(laugh_list)
- await get_laugh.finish(result.replace("%name", user_name))
-
-
-me_to_you = sv.on_message(priority=5)
-
-
-@me_to_you.handle()
-async def _me_to_you(bot: Bot, event: MessageEvent) -> None:
- if randint(0, 15) == 5:
- msg = str(event.message)
- if "我" in msg and "CQ" not in msg:
- await me_to_you.finish(msg.replace("我", "你"))
-
-
-__doc__ = """
-伪造转发
-权限组:所有人
-用法:
- /fakemsg qq*name*msg...
-补充:
- qq: QQ号
- name: 消息中的ID
- msg: 对应信息
-示例:
- /fakemsg 123456789*生草人*草 114514*仙贝*臭死了
-"""
-
-fake_msg = sv.on_command(cmd="/fakemsg", docs=__doc__, rule=is_in_service("fakemsg"))
-
-
-@fake_msg.handle()
-async def _fake_msg(bot: Bot, event: GroupMessageEvent) -> None:
- msg = str(event.message).split(" ")
- user = event.user_id
- group = event.group_id
- node = list()
- check = is_too_exciting(user, 1, seconds=600)
-
- if check:
- for i in msg:
- args = i.split("*")
- qq = args[0]
- name = args[1].replace("[", "[")
- name = name.replace("]", "]")
- repo = args[2].replace("[", "[")
- repo = repo.replace("]", "]")
- dic = {"type": "node", "data": {"name": name, "uin": qq, "content": repo}}
- node.append(dic)
- await bot.send_group_forward_msg(group_id=group, messages=node)
-
-
-EAT_URL = "https://wtf.hiigara.net/api/run/{}"
-
-eat_wat = sv.on_regex(r"[今|明|后|大后]天(.*?)吃什么", rule=is_in_service("今天吃什么"))
-
-
-@eat_wat.handle()
-async def _eat(bot: Bot, event: MessageEvent) -> None:
- msg = str(event.raw_message).strip()
- msg = re.search(r"大?[今|明|后]天(.*?)吃什么", msg).group()
- user = event.user_id
- user_n = event.sender.nickname
- arg = re.findall(r"大?[今|明|后]天(.*?)吃什么", msg)[0]
- nd = re.match(r"大?[今|明|后]天", msg)[0]
-
- if arg == "中午":
- a = f"LdS4K6/{randint(0, 999999)}"
- url = EAT_URL.format(a)
- params = {"event": "ManualRun"}
- try:
- data = json.loads(await post_bytes(url, params))
- except RequestError:
- raise RequestError("Request failed!")
-
- text = to_simple_string(data["text"]).replace("今天", nd)
- get_a = re.search(r"非常(.*?)的", text)[0]
- result = f"> {MessageSegment.at(user)}\n" + text.replace(get_a, "")
-
- elif arg == "晚上":
- a = f"KaTMS/{randint(0, 999999)}"
- url = EAT_URL.format(a)
- params = {"event": "ManualRun"}
- try:
- data = json.loads(await post_bytes(url, params))
- except RequestError:
- raise RequestError("Request failed!")
-
- text = to_simple_string(data["text"]).replace("今天", "")
- result = f"> {MessageSegment.at(user)}\n" + text
-
- else:
- rd = randint(1, 10)
- if rd == 5:
- result = "吃我吧 ❤"
- else:
- a = f"JJr1hJ/{randint(0, 999999)}"
- url = EAT_URL.format(a)
- params = {"event": "ManualRun"}
- try:
- data = json.loads(await post_bytes(url, params))
- except RequestError:
- raise RequestError("Request failed!")
-
- text = to_simple_string(data["text"]).replace("今天", nd)
- get_a = re.match(r"(.*?)的智商", text)[0]
- result = f"> {MessageSegment.at(user)}\n" + text.replace(
- get_a, f"{user_n}的智商"
- )
-
- await eat_wat.finish(Message(result))